carry-on-my-wayward-butt: charlesdutton: my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops i like him keep him
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)
cis-siberianorchestra: Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but...– G. K. Chesterton (via ohfairies)
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.